Fatboy Roadhouse
Sat Jul 31, 2010 9pm
8222 W. Forest Home Ave., Greenfield, WI
Scuttlebutt Lounge
Sat Aug 21, 2010 9pm
5175 S. 27th Street Milwaukee, WI
Scuttlebutt Lounge
Sat Sep 18, 2010 9pm
5175 S. 27th Street Milwaukee, WI
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Now Booking for 2010!
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Check Out Our New Music!
We’ve added some new tunes to the website, from our November, 2009 recordi ...
Snowpants finally got off his ass and got our Facebook page up and running. So ...
Now Booking for 2010!
We’re always looking for gigs, and what better time than NOW. We’re ...
Check Out Our New Music!
We’ve added some new tunes to the website, from our November, 2009 recordi ...
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So, you're out to meet the boys in the band, huh? Great thinking! I'm sure we want to meet you, too.
Alright then, click on the mug of the chap you want to learn all about. And we'll let you see that guys "special area."
Of course, if you wanna get even cozier, then look to the left, pick yourself out a gig that's close to wherever you store your hope chest, and wish real hard!
KNOWN ALIASES:
Kleine Willi von Schneehosen
INTEL:
Most people think Snowpants is queer. Wait - what if I didn't enjoy it? No, seriously, I'm straight. HEY - FRONTMEN HAVE TO BE FLAMBOUYANT. BACK OFF. JERK!!!!
BAND POSITION:
Vocals, half-assed Keyboards, financier of pointless purchases.
LIKES:
Peggy Fleming limited edition skating outfits (girls size S), queer cocktails (any), garishly effeminate clothing.
DISLIKES:
Other peoples' opinions, not being able to call all the shots, rail vodka.
CATCHPHRASE:
Any movie/tv quote, especially if from a bad 1980's movie.
Kleine Willi von Schneehosen
INTEL:
Most people think Snowpants is queer. Wait - what if I didn't enjoy it? No, seriously, I'm straight. HEY - FRONTMEN HAVE TO BE FLAMBOUYANT. BACK OFF. JERK!!!!
BAND POSITION:
Vocals, half-assed Keyboards, financier of pointless purchases.
LIKES:
Peggy Fleming limited edition skating outfits (girls size S), queer cocktails (any), garishly effeminate clothing.
DISLIKES:
Other peoples' opinions, not being able to call all the shots, rail vodka.
CATCHPHRASE:
Any movie/tv quote, especially if from a bad 1980's movie.
KNOWN ALIASES:
Well, he really doesn't need one, but I'll go with Gospodin ÄŒist (That's Mr. Clean in Serbian.)
INTEL:
A decorated Veteran of 57 foreign conflicts, most of them with his wife, Dragan lost his hair in a freak electrical fire caused by a faulty breaker. Since then, he has dedicated his life to his two greatest loves; Electrical Supply and the Bass Guitar.
BAND POSITION:
Bass, Vocals, Headless Instrument Consultant
LIKES:
Slivovitz, voluptuous young women with jars of Turtle Wax, reminding us not to drink beer from our shoes.
DISLIKES:
Jokes about being bald, substandard wiring, being mistaken for "Kano" from Mortal Kombat.
CATCHPHRASE:
Zivoli!
Well, he really doesn't need one, but I'll go with Gospodin ÄŒist (That's Mr. Clean in Serbian.)
INTEL:
A decorated Veteran of 57 foreign conflicts, most of them with his wife, Dragan lost his hair in a freak electrical fire caused by a faulty breaker. Since then, he has dedicated his life to his two greatest loves; Electrical Supply and the Bass Guitar.
BAND POSITION:
Bass, Vocals, Headless Instrument Consultant
LIKES:
Slivovitz, voluptuous young women with jars of Turtle Wax, reminding us not to drink beer from our shoes.
DISLIKES:
Jokes about being bald, substandard wiring, being mistaken for "Kano" from Mortal Kombat.
CATCHPHRASE:
Zivoli!
KNOWN ALIASES:
Woobula, The Bitchell Boy, Roy!!!!
INTEL:
A freak thyroid condition which makes this 42-year-old father of 7 (different mothers) appear only about 18 years old notwithstanding, Canteen Boy is fairly normal, except that he carries a Canteen with him wherever he goes and still sleeps in Pull-ups.
BAND POSITION:
Sound Guy, Occasional Bass, More Frequent Keyboards, Screaming into monitors
LIKES:
His Woobie, Lemon Pledge, Canteens, Chocolate and his juice box.
DISLIKES:
Girls with filthy mouths, his special harness/helmet, being pushed in his own pant-mess, taking direction/authority.
CATCHPHRASE:
Anything muttered earlier by Snowpants.
Woobula, The Bitchell Boy, Roy!!!!
INTEL:
A freak thyroid condition which makes this 42-year-old father of 7 (different mothers) appear only about 18 years old notwithstanding, Canteen Boy is fairly normal, except that he carries a Canteen with him wherever he goes and still sleeps in Pull-ups.
BAND POSITION:
Sound Guy, Occasional Bass, More Frequent Keyboards, Screaming into monitors
LIKES:
His Woobie, Lemon Pledge, Canteens, Chocolate and his juice box.
DISLIKES:
Girls with filthy mouths, his special harness/helmet, being pushed in his own pant-mess, taking direction/authority.
CATCHPHRASE:
Anything muttered earlier by Snowpants.
KNOWN ALIASES:
Mr. Negative, Herr Direktor.
INTEL:
By far the most up-beat member of the group, Pennis has something to say about EVERYTHING, and will seek out a sympathetic ear for one of his famous rants. He has impeccable timing and plays well with others. He has a pickup truck which is nice for moving stuff and it'll beat your pickup truck in a race.
BAND POSITION:
Guitar, vocals, Buzz Kill.
LIKES:
Black guitars, Dead Baby Birds, Skullrings, Elitism/Snobbery.
DISLIKES:
99% of the people 98% of the time, positive attitudes and most everything else.
CATCHPHRASE:
Real, real good.
Mr. Negative, Herr Direktor.
INTEL:
By far the most up-beat member of the group, Pennis has something to say about EVERYTHING, and will seek out a sympathetic ear for one of his famous rants. He has impeccable timing and plays well with others. He has a pickup truck which is nice for moving stuff and it'll beat your pickup truck in a race.
BAND POSITION:
Guitar, vocals, Buzz Kill.
LIKES:
Black guitars, Dead Baby Birds, Skullrings, Elitism/Snobbery.
DISLIKES:
99% of the people 98% of the time, positive attitudes and most everything else.
CATCHPHRASE:
Real, real good.
KNOWN ALIASES:
Rear Admiral Rose, Esteban, Lord of The Guitar, Le Fleur
INTEL:
Cooks the best ribs anywhere (hand rubbed). You'll probably get a chance to chat with Steve… I mean Demar… during the show, as he likes to roam about while playing. He will also likely be the one taking the money at the end of the night.
BAND POSITION:
Guitar, Vocals, Just pulls the trailer.
LIKES:
Skoli Razz and Red Bull, pulling trailers, good full meals, screeching treble and tons of Delay.
DISLIKES:
Shit which them are, Music made after 1980.
CATCHPHRASE:
HUH?
Rear Admiral Rose, Esteban, Lord of The Guitar, Le Fleur
INTEL:
Cooks the best ribs anywhere (hand rubbed). You'll probably get a chance to chat with Steve… I mean Demar… during the show, as he likes to roam about while playing. He will also likely be the one taking the money at the end of the night.
BAND POSITION:
Guitar, Vocals, Just pulls the trailer.
LIKES:
Skoli Razz and Red Bull, pulling trailers, good full meals, screeching treble and tons of Delay.
DISLIKES:
Shit which them are, Music made after 1980.
CATCHPHRASE:
HUH?
KNOWN ALIASES:
Juan Bonham, Gringo Starr, Vinny Boom-Bahtz, Hose-B, Chente
INTEL:
Despite what he may tell you, Vinny was born in Waukesha, not Juarez. His parents were also born in the US, which means unfortunately, we can't just kick him out of the country. Although, he is the best 9-fingered drummer anywhere on the planet, so I guess we're lucky to have him.
BAND POSITION:
Drums. Saying anything else would just be too easy.
LIKES:
Pantyhose, radar detectors, Jaegermeister, flames, PT Cruisers. skulls and pretending to be from “out of town.â€
DISLIKES:
Work (sorry, couldn't help myself), 5/3 time signatures, La Migra.
CATCHPHRASE:
Mmmmmhmmmm, hey holmes can I bum a smoke?
Juan Bonham, Gringo Starr, Vinny Boom-Bahtz, Hose-B, Chente
INTEL:
Despite what he may tell you, Vinny was born in Waukesha, not Juarez. His parents were also born in the US, which means unfortunately, we can't just kick him out of the country. Although, he is the best 9-fingered drummer anywhere on the planet, so I guess we're lucky to have him.
BAND POSITION:
Drums. Saying anything else would just be too easy.
LIKES:
Pantyhose, radar detectors, Jaegermeister, flames, PT Cruisers. skulls and pretending to be from “out of town.â€
DISLIKES:
Work (sorry, couldn't help myself), 5/3 time signatures, La Migra.
CATCHPHRASE:
Mmmmmhmmmm, hey holmes can I bum a smoke?
